Me: I wonder if I could fit into my Wedding Dress.
::In unison, with urgency and desperation in their voice...::
Husband and My Own Mother: NO! Don't! You'll rip it.
Women who have been married for 20 years often say, "Gee, I wish I could fit into my wedding dress."
I've been married for 6 months. I wish I could fit into my wedding dress.
I guess I should lay off the butter for awhile. People are starting to notice.